Event: Danny and the Tramp

Description: Two weeks and seven handles of whiskey after graduating from Penn State, John vanished. When Dan heard the news, he left his life and career in Scranton to rescue his friend. Following a chaotic trail of dirty wife beaters, subway wrappers, and dead hookers, Dan traveled through dozens of US cities.

In Las Vegas, Nevada, a casino owner informed Dan that John had been banned the night before and was on his way to a sacred cave in Calinfornia's Death Valley. Arriving in the nick of time, Dan witnessed a remarkable scene: John was locked in an epic battle with the dragon, Ambros- Arbiter of Piety. Together they defeated the dragon, and upon removing its heart, heard glorious music. It was in that very spot that the two friends made a pact to spread this music to the rest of the world.

While walking out of the cave, a large and magical platypus appeared. It told them to head westward to San Diego and buy musical instruments. The creature then shat a single purple egg before vanishing.

After they arrived in San Diego, John threw the egg into the Pacific Ocean. The water bubbled and trumpets sounded as a pack of dolphins emerged from the spot where the egg landed. They were pulling a giant seashell toward the beach, and in that seashell sat Brandon.